Opinion

A Brief (Or Lengthy?) History of Phillipe and Jorge: Your superior correspondents celebrate 40 years in print
January 8, 2020 No Commentby

A Brief (Or Lengthy?) History of Phillipe and Jorge: Your superior correspondents celebrate 40 years in print

It seems amazing, especially to your superior correspondents, that the Cool, Cool World entered its 41st consecutive year of publication with ...

The Left Versus the Left: Progressive media is filling the void
January 8, 2020 No Commentby

The Left Versus the Left: Progressive media is filling the void

It is commonly understood that there is a bias in the television news media with Fox News on the right ...

New Year, New PVD!: New spots, new bans, but we still don't know where we are
January 8, 2020 No Commentby

New Year, New PVD!: New spots, new bans, but we still don’t know where we are

Predictions for Rhody’s New Year Newport will announce that it’s opening a Newport Wankers’ Club.   Job Lot will change ...

Mall Brawl: It isn't really a jungle out there
January 8, 2020 No Commentby

Mall Brawl: It isn’t really a jungle out there

A recent set of skirmishes that took place on Saturday, December 28, at The Providence Place Mall, are an example ...

AltFacts: A Sparkling Blanket of Satire: Citizens' questionable decisions are snow surprise
December 4, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: A Sparkling Blanket of Satire: Citizens’ questionable decisions are snow surprise

Snow Joke Rhode Islanders were again taken by surprise Sunday and Monday as snow fell in the state for the ...

Phillipe & Jorge's Cool, Cool World: No Deal!: Your superior correspondents decline to join the mall zombies
December 4, 2019 No Commentby

Phillipe & Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: No Deal!: Your superior correspondents decline to join the mall zombies

Blacked Out If you are like Phillipe and Jorge − and probably blessedly not so − we have now had ...

AltFacts: There's a New Sauvage in Town: Newspaper Cowboy steps aside in the face of Indigenous half-truths
November 13, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: There’s a New Sauvage in Town: Newspaper Cowboy steps aside in the face of Indigenous half-truths

In light of Thanksgiving’s imminent arrival, I, The Sarcastic Sauvage of the Kiowa and Apache peoples, will be Custering the ...

Phillipe & Jorge's Cool, Cool World: Stuff of Legends: A brief education on Indigenous history
November 13, 2019 No Commentby

Phillipe & Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: Stuff of Legends: A brief education on Indigenous history

Me Tarzan A local athlete you might not have heard of (outside his community) is Ellison Brown, born on the ...

Phillipe and Jorge's Cool, Cool World: Stand Up or Sit Down: Staying on the right side of protests
October 30, 2019 No Commentby

Phillipe and Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: Stand Up or Sit Down: Staying on the right side of protests

Dumb Jock Basketball player LeBron James may now be the most famous non-soccer player in the world. (Sorry, LeBron, but ...

AltFacts: Minimalism Gone Too Far: Eventually, we'll slurp coffee from our hands
October 30, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Minimalism Gone Too Far: Eventually, we’ll slurp coffee from our hands

Save the Ice! (Lunchtime Quickie) Newly rebranded Dunkin, now without the Donuts, will enhance its stripped-back approach by dropping the ...